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domingo, 13 de abril de 2008

DANCING WITH TEETH


DANCING WITH TEETH

It was Friday night and i was coming back home in the train at 21:30. I was tired and listening a nice music with my mp3. Suddenly in front of me, a mouth appeared. I looked at her but I thought that I was having a hallucination because was tired and I continued reading the newspaper, but a noise gnashing surprised me. The lips in purple colour were smiling to me showing a group of teeth.
-hello...-said the mouth
-he...llo???- i was very surprised speaking with a mouth.
-what are you doing?
-well...i am reading and...shouldn’t you be with a face?
-oh, yes I had a face but we had divorced. I can’t live without my freedom. I can’t suffer to be always in the same face. It is too much boring for me. Now I am wandering from face to face. Its fun!!
The mouth was happy and i could see the tongue giving a little damp to the lips. The mouth continues speaking:
-It’s a pity when you see such a ugly mouths in faces. People usually don’t care of their mouth. This is a disaster...- In this moment a man came into the train and my new friend jumped from her seat to his face it was very interesting to see how can change a person with other mouth. A very virile man with a mouth in purple is not very common but very fun. The old mouth went out and falls out in the man’s hands that looked at his very surprised and he shouted. The old mouth spoke to him:
-You are a very dirty man...I didn’t tell you this very clear but now I can. You almost never brush me and you refuse to go to dentist and I am full of caries...- The man, pale and trembling, told her:
-I am...sorry..But...- Suddenly the old mouth dismantled herself and show every teeth.
Every teeth had its own live. Eight incisor teeth started to walk in the train corridor and making a lot of noise. The train inspector was angry with them and he was running behind them to catch and give them to the owner. However, he was very tired and the teeth disappeared between the passengers. I could not believe what I was looking at...the other passenger’s mouth was falling out and everyone was without mouth. I realized this and I put my silk scarf on my mouth because I didn’t want to allow my mouth disappear also. Many mouths were playing with their teeth on the seats and people were very surprised.
One girl eating grassy food couldn’t eat more, she got desperate, and she wanted to take the grassy chips for ears.
Tongues were cleaning windows, lips were kissing each other, and the incisors were saying consonants that need teeth. The incisors were cutting a piece of night, the canine’s teeth lacerated this piece of night, molar, premolars teeth triturated it, and the piece of night became stars dust in yellow colour.
A flock of caries skied on a floor made with caramel and sugar, while false teeth were dancing polkas with milk teeth. One of the molar looked at my Discman and me. He told me:
-Excuse me, can you borrow us your music?- Of course i said yes with my head and he put music in the train. Suddenly salsa, tangos, disco and merengue was in the train...
The night looking at this realized that she also had a mouth with teeth and the teeth looking at the party decided abandoned the mouth. Suddenly the night was an old lady without teeth.
A group of molars and the leader, a wisdom tooth, decided to kidnap the train and they came into the cab where the train driver is. They tied him with dental floss. The man without mouth couldn’t say anything and he made what they wanted: to go to dental country capital city, a city built in the bottom of a filled tooth.
Teeth were dancing a lot in the train. Humans were very quiet without mouths. Women were thinking about the good thing of having no mouths because they can save a lot of money without buying lipsticks. Men were thinking about now it will be easy to stop of smoking. Less lung cancer. They were not worried but i was worried.
One molar in front of me were looking at in a very special way. He took away my “foulard” and my mouth escaped. I was angry!!! I was running for corridor to catch again my mouth but she was laughing a lot. I was furious because without a mouth, i can’t eat soup and I love soup. I was fighting against teeth but they attacked me with little bites.
One canine tied me with dental floss and I couldn’t make anything. Suddenly I noticed that they were dancing a lot but they were very clumsy at dancing. I, very sweet, tried to pretend to dance with them and they accepted. Well, i am a very good dancer, prepared in special school so...I had one idea. I was dancing salsa. They wanted to imitate me. They were crazy for rhythm. They were very tired sweating a lot.
The leader, the wisdom tooth called Dirty Harry was looking at me and I tried to seduce him inviting to him to dance with me. He accepted. I wanted to rescue my mouth (made little pieces, lips, tongue and teeth in everywhere!) and come back home. Well, when Dirty Harry was very tired and emotional with rhythm and exhausted i took out from my lingerie one little bottle of liquid caramel and I threatened him.
Everybody was quiet. I said controlling the situation:
-come back home, honey!- But, when I was sure about controlling everything, Dirty Harry took from his pocket one dentifrice with flour. Well...my glory finished. Like punishment i was obligated to be their dance teacher. This was very traumatic because they didn’t have any rhythm sense but i am a good looser. A few hours later, we arrived to the city.
Everybody was sitting in special armchairs with a dentist for everyone. Humans were very frightened but i was calm. When i was trying to relax myself appeared the dentist leader. He was a young man, the most beautiful and sexy dentist that i had never dreamed. He was a mix between Sacha Distel and George Clooney but more beautiful. I could see his name in his lab coat :
DR. JJI was not prepared so, very quickly i took from my lingerie (i have everything in my lingerie , specially when i am kidnapped) my special lipstick and i designed a mouth in my face.
The doctor looked at me to investigate my mouth but he realized that it was not my real mouth. He was speaking a lot about he knew that i was trying to seduce to Dirty Harry and this was something very bad... I wanted to say something but without a mouth i couldn’t!!! I got desperate. The young doctor realized this and gave me a notebook to write what i wanted to say.
-you will be less dangerous if you don’t speak.- He told me. -The main idea of us is to arrange every tooth and later you can choose between staying there or coming back home. However, you have the worst part because You made the worst thing: to try to lie. This is much punished. You were damned to be the dance teacher for everyone. But you would start with the royal family.- When he finished i agreed because i was fascinated. A couple of tweezers for teeth escorted me to the palace. Dr. JJ said good bye.
During a time i was the royal dance teacher. I was little by little more and more famous. I got a program in TV about dancing. And I arrived to be the founder of the first national dance group. But every night I was thinking in Dr. JJ.
One day, while i was trying to teach to dance tango to princess (a beautiful premolar) someone said that princess’s boyfriend was waiting for her. He came to the room. I was surprised because there was Dr. JJ. I was very sad, but i understood. The princess introduced him to me:
-He is my boyfriend...the future king!- She was very proud and i was jealous and upset.
One daybreak while the other was sleeping and i was trying to fight against my sleeplessness the telephone told me that I had a call.
Dr. JJ wanted to speak with me. He was in front of my window and i went out to meet him. He had a little packet. I opened. It was my mouth! He, very sweet, put my mouth in my face and i was very happy with the present. Suddenly he kissed my lips. I was surprised and said:
-But you are the princess’s boyfriend...
-I know. But I am not really interested in her. To be his boyfriend it’s a politic reason. But the true is that i was impressed from the first time with you. You remind a lot to my first love. But i will marry the princess, tomorrow.
-Tomorrow???
-Yes, the royal family and government is obsession with dancing and they abandoned the politic. We have 150% of inflation, unemployment; impeachers...
Caries are the military power, the warriors. They have more and more power. A couple of spies, two nice spatulas, told me that caries are planning a coup and to institute a military government based in receiving illegal immigrants like sweets and chewing gums with sugar...Well, i prefer don’t think. This will be a chaos. So, you can understand my reasons. But my heart is close to you.-
When we finished our meeting i started to have a special roll in this world because one colonel caries wanted to marry me. I was not interested but when he told me this I didn’t have my mouth and I couldn’t say no. In this world when you don’t say anything is to say yes.
Well, he was very proud because he had the opportunity of improving the race if i will be his children’s mother. Every night he gave me a lot of sweets under my pillow and I like sweets. I had to allow, of course, in a decent way, a little of physical contact with him. He was very excited when he tangled with my hair and descended from my shoulders jumping to my knees. He was kind and sometimes he gave me little bites in my neck...
I knew that he was one of the leaders in the future revolution to make the overthrow, but he was very quiet about his job. But Dr. JJ told me that i must take information from him.
-How?- I said
-For caries its irresistible to drink sugar and caramel. Its a special cocktail. This makes them drunks and you perhaps could take more in this way...-
I made during the night. When my future husband was completely smashed and drunk, dancing “lambada” with my ankle, little by little he told me that they wanted to start the revolution in the royal wedding tomorrow. The caries warriors will be helped for illegal immigrants hidden behind every shadow, they will give more and more sugar to everybody, and little by little, they will be dependent of sugar and be sugar-dependent...
After this my boyfriend were sleeping and i telephoned to Dr. JJ.
The next day arrived and everybody was very happy with the wedding more famous and luxury...
A group of secret military dentists were discovering the plan and they finished, without showing to anybody and without violence, with the possible civil war. Dr. JJ marries the princess and he was the king...
I continue with my famous program in TV and dancing with my important group. I am taking part of the high society because i am now the king’s secret lover...From time to time i come back home but for holidays but I go to my normal life in dental capital city where i found the true love and my life is interesting and full of success.

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